Awful Pickup Lines on Match.com!

You guys…it would’ve been selfish not to share these with you.

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Wait…do I have lipstick on my teeth?

 

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How are you not??

 

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No. I’m just making three easy payments of $35.99 to have material for my f*cking blog.

 

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Is that normally a deal breaker? What interest should I have in your pinky, you perv?!

 

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I’ve never been attached, that’s why I’m on Match, dummy!

 

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Um…

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