You guys…it would’ve been selfish not to share these with you.
Wait…do I have lipstick on my teeth?
How are you not??
No. I’m just making three easy payments of $35.99 to have material for my f*cking blog.
Is that normally a deal breaker? What interest should I have in your pinky, you perv?!
I’ve never been attached, that’s why I’m on Match, dummy!